how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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