She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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