I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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