It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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