why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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