the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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