I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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