When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize