i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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