I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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