Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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