He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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