Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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