What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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