I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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