when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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