everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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