Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
only you would photoshop your dick
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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