He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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