you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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