omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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