too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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