Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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