Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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