I love black thongs
its not stalking. its research.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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