Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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