Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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