we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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