fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
