She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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