The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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