You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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