weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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