well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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