That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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