I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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