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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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