A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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