So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I only lived at night.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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