At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Randomize
