you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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