I am puke
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
