So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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