He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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