I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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