i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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