Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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