Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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