everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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