She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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