I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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