Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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