We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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