He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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