I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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