Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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