do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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