So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he puts the penis in happiness.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
