He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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