Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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