Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
