she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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